For Your Enlightenment!


A fairly young man from out of town was ordained as the new Master of a monastery. The excited person quickly started a Q&A session with his new disciples.

New Master : How long does it take for one to attain Enlightenment?

Optimistic Disciple : Months … But with effort, probably weeks.

Pessimistic Disciple : Oh boy, decades at least!

Ignorant Disciple : Er… What is Enlightenment?

Sarcastic Disciple : The same time it takes for someone to replace our fused light bulb.

Overweight Disciple : Gee.. I can’t say. You didn’t specify the weight to be shed, Master.

Chain-smoking Disciple : Whoa… that reminds me about getting a new cig. lighter! I’ll be back before you know it. See you later, Master dude!

Panicky Disciple : Oh no…. You mean you don’t know the answer? Crap, I should have listened to my gut feelings and joined the other monastery!

Outgoing Master : (Giggles) I would say the same time it took for you to arrive. What a load off my shoulders! Bye!!

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A true Master knows that even humor can enlighten!

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. dimitiekendall
    Jan 16, 2012 @ 09:49:30

    LOL! I love it. Thanks for sharing 🙂

    Reply

  2. Boyd
    Jan 16, 2012 @ 18:53:30

    Very clever!

    Reply

  3. passionfortruths
    Jan 17, 2012 @ 05:07:23

    Thanks Dimitie and Boyd.

    I believe humor is a universal language that connects . 🙂

    Reply

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